FAVOURITE WRITERS

  • ANA FRANK'S DIARY: Read this extraordinary book written by a young girl. You will be more tolerant!!!
  • HARUKI MURAKAMI: This Japanese writer has a very modern view of relationships.
  • HENNING MANKELL: Read his novels about Policeman Kurt Wallander. Besides, his social novels are excellent!
  • IAN MC. EWAN: I suggest you reading Saturday.
  • ISABEL ALLENDE. She is quite good when she writes about her own life
  • JONATHAN FRANZEN: Read his novel, Freedom. It's a long story about a Northamerican upper-class family.
  • JOSE SARAMAGO: Any novel by this Portuguese superb writer will make you think!
  • ORHAN PAMUK: A very interesting Turkish writer whose novels are always really worth reading
  • PAOLO GIORDANO: A young Italian writer who has written an impressive first novel entitled La solitudine dei numeri primi
  • PAUL AUSTER: Most of his novels are interesting. Read, for instance, Oracle Night or The book of illusions

07/02/2016

February's joke. 16

A: I'm in a big trouble! B: Why is that? A: I saw a mouse in my house! B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap. A: I don't have one. B: Well then, buy one. A: Can't afford one. B: I can give you mine if you want. A: That sounds good. B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap. A: I don't have any cheese. B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap. A: I don't have oil. B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread. A: I don't have bread. B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!
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Unknown said...

francisco gil (1ºauto g.s.) said....

A: Tengo un gran problema!
B: ¿Por qué?
R: Vi a un ratón en mi casa!
B: Bueno, todo lo que tienes que hacer es usar una trampa.
R: Yo no tengo una.
B: Bueno, entonces, compra una.
A: No puedo comprarla.
B: Puedes coger la mía, si quieres.
R: Eso suena bien.
B: Todo lo que necesitas hacer es simplemente usar un poco de queso con el fin de hacer que el ratón llegue a la trampa.
R: Yo no tengo ningún queso.
B: Está bien, entonces, coje un trozo de pan y pon un poco de aceite en ella y en la trampa.
R: No tengo aceite.
B: Bueno entonces, pon sólo un pequeño trozo de pan.
R: No tengo pan.
B: Entonces, ¿qué está haciendo en su casa el ratón ?!

Needless to remedy
..... The mouse will go soon because it has nothing ..... jajajja

10 February 2016 at 04:19

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