FAVOURITE WRITERS

  • ANA FRANK'S DIARY: Read this extraordinary book written by a young girl. You will be more tolerant!!!
  • HARUKI MURAKAMI: This Japanese writer has a very modern view of relationships.
  • HENNING MANKELL: Read his novels about Policeman Kurt Wallander. Besides, his social novels are excellent!
  • IAN MC. EWAN: I suggest you reading Saturday.
  • ISABEL ALLENDE. She is quite good when she writes about her own life
  • JONATHAN FRANZEN: Read his novel, Freedom. It's a long story about a Northamerican upper-class family.
  • JOSE SARAMAGO: Any novel by this Portuguese superb writer will make you think!
  • ORHAN PAMUK: A very interesting Turkish writer whose novels are always really worth reading
  • PAOLO GIORDANO: A young Italian writer who has written an impressive first novel entitled La solitudine dei numeri primi
  • PAUL AUSTER: Most of his novels are interesting. Read, for instance, Oracle Night or The book of illusions

03/05/2015

May's joke

A young man was having some money problems, and needed $200 to get his car fixed and road-worthy again. But had run out of people to borrow from. So, he calls his parents via the operator, and reverses the charge and says to his dad, "I need to borrow two hundred dollars." At the other end, his father says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, son, I think there may be a bad line." The boy shouts, "Two hundred. I need two hundred dollars!" "Sorry, I still can't hear you clearly," says his father. The operator cuts in, "Sorry to butt in, but I can hear him perfectly." The father says, "Oh, good. YOU send him the money!"
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2 comments:

emp666 said...

All very good joke ... A great lesson from the father to his son. In this world there are very sassy people.

Edwing Merlo
1ºB CFGS Automoción.

5 May 2015 at 05:09
Anonymous said...

Un joven estaba teniendo algunos problemas de dinero, y necesitaba 200 dólares para obtener su coche nuevo e ir por la carretera dignamente. Pero se había quedado sin dinero y tenia que pedir prestado. Por lo tanto, él llama a sus padres a través del operador, e invierte la carga y le dice a su padre: "Necesito que me prestes doscientos dólares." En el otro extremo, su padre dice: "Lo siento, no te oigo, hijo, creo que puede haber una mala línea." El niño grita: "Doscientos. Necesito doscientos dólares!" "Lo siento, todavía no puedo oír con claridad", dice su padre. Los cortes de operador en "Siento entrometerme, pero le pueden oír perfectamente." El padre dice: "Oh, bueno. USTED le envía el dinero!"
Rebeca Octavio. 1* Peluqueria

13 May 2015 at 15:31

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