FAVOURITE WRITERS

  • ANA FRANK'S DIARY: Read this extraordinary book written by a young girl. You will be more tolerant!!!
  • HARUKI MURAKAMI: This Japanese writer has a very modern view of relationships.
  • HENNING MANKELL: Read his novels about Policeman Kurt Wallander. Besides, his social novels are excellent!
  • IAN MC. EWAN: I suggest you reading Saturday.
  • ISABEL ALLENDE. She is quite good when she writes about her own life
  • JONATHAN FRANZEN: Read his novel, Freedom. It's a long story about a Northamerican upper-class family.
  • JOSE SARAMAGO: Any novel by this Portuguese superb writer will make you think!
  • ORHAN PAMUK: A very interesting Turkish writer whose novels are always really worth reading
  • PAOLO GIORDANO: A young Italian writer who has written an impressive first novel entitled La solitudine dei numeri primi
  • PAUL AUSTER: Most of his novels are interesting. Read, for instance, Oracle Night or The book of illusions

05/05/2014

May's joke

One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, `Why are you eating grass`. The man replied, `I`m so poor, I can`t afford a thing to eat.` So the layer said, `Poor guy, come back to my house.` The guys then said, `But I have a wife and three kids.` The lawyer told him to bring them along. When they were all in the car, the poor man said, `Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you.` The layer said, `You`re going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall.`

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

un dia un abogado estaba en su limusina cuando vio a un tipo comiendo cesped. El abogado le dijo al conductor que parara. El salio del vehiculo y le pregunto ¿Porque estas comiendo cesped? El hombre contestó "Soy muy pobre y no puedo permitirme comer cualquier cosa" entonces el abogado le dijo "Pobre hombre, vente a mi casa, El hombre dijo entonces "Pero i tengo mujer y tres niños" El abogado le dijo que los llevara también. Cuando estuvieron todos en el coche el pobre hombre le dijo "Gracias por llevarnos a su casa, es muy amable por su parte" El abogado dijo "Os va a encantar el lugar, hay cesped de un pie de altura".