January's joke. (2013)

Penguin A man was walking along Hietzinger Hauptstrasse near Parkhotel Schönbrunn when he found a penguin walking along the road. So he picked it up and took it to the local police station. He said to the policeman "I found this penguin on Hietzinger Hauptstrasse, near Parkhotel Schönbrunn. What should I do with it?" The policeman looked at the man and said "It's obvious what you should do with it! Take the penguin to Schönbrunn Zoo. The man said "Of course, I'll take it to the zoo" and he left the police station with the penguin under his arm. The next day the policeman was on duty in the city centre when he saw the man walking along the street with the penguin by his side. The policeman stopped the man and said "I thought I told you to take the penguin to the zoo?" The man replied "Yes, I took it to the zoo yesterday. Today I'm taking it to see the Opera House."