God and the man
A man visits God and says "God, do you mind if I ask you a
few questions?" God says "No, ask me anything at all."
So the man says "God, you've been around for a very long time,
so, for you, how long is a thousand years?"
God replies "For me, a thousand years is only five minutes."
The man then says "That's interesting God. And, for you,
how much is a million dollars?"
God replies "For me, a million dollars is only five cents."
The man says "Really? Well then God, could you lend me
five cents please?"
God looks at the man, smiles, and says "Of course my son.
Just wait five minutes!"
Welcome back to this page. You will find useful information about exercises, homework, exam dates and reading work here. Besides, there will be some recommended web pages, songs, books and films. Have a great time!
Recommended web pages
- LYRICS TRAINING. COM
- BASIC GRAMMAR EXERCISES
- IRREGULAR VERBS
- ENGLISH FILE. THIRD EDITION. ELEMENTARY
- ENGLISH FILE. THIRD EDITION. PRE-INTERMEDIATE
- VOCABULARY CALENDAR
- BABEL CINEMAS
- MULTILINGUAL DICTIONARY
- LEARN A LANGUAGE
- INTERMEDIATE GRAMMAR EXERCISES
- ENGLISH SCHOOL IN MORAGETE
- NEW ENGLISH FILE. PRE-INTERMEDIATE. EXTRA EXERCISES
- NEW ENGLISH FILE. ELEMENTARY. EXTRA EXERCISES.
FAVOURITE WRITERS
- ANA FRANK'S DIARY: Read this extraordinary book written by a young girl. You will be more tolerant!!!
- HARUKI MURAKAMI: This Japanese writer has a very modern view of relationships.
- HENNING MANKELL: Read his novels about Policeman Kurt Wallander. Besides, his social novels are excellent!
- IAN MC. EWAN: I suggest you reading Saturday.
- ISABEL ALLENDE. She is quite good when she writes about her own life
- JONATHAN FRANZEN: Read his novel, Freedom. It's a long story about a Northamerican upper-class family.
- JOSE SARAMAGO: Any novel by this Portuguese superb writer will make you think!
- ORHAN PAMUK: A very interesting Turkish writer whose novels are always really worth reading
- PAOLO GIORDANO: A young Italian writer who has written an impressive first novel entitled La solitudine dei numeri primi
- PAUL AUSTER: Most of his novels are interesting. Read, for instance, Oracle Night or The book of illusions
RECOMMENDED FILMS
Hairdressing
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
1 comment:
Un home visita a Déu i diu "Déu t' importa si et pregunte unes poques preguntes?"Déu diu"No, pregunta'm el que siga."
El home diu"Déu,has estat durant molt de temps, per a tu quant són mil anys?"
Déu respón"Per a mi mil anys són només cinc minuts."
El home diu"aço és interesant Déu i per a tu, quant és un milió de dolars?"
Déu respon" Per a mi, un milió de dolars són només cinc centaus."
El home diu"De debò? Doncs Déu, em podries prestar cinc cetaus perfavor?"
Déu mira a l`home, riu i diu"Per supost fill meu.Només espera cinc minuts!"
Albert Saenz 3D
Post a Comment