A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"
Welcome back to this page. You will find useful information about exercises, homework, exam dates and reading work here. Besides, there will be some recommended web pages, songs, books and films. Have a great time!
Recommended web pages
- LYRICS TRAINING. COM
- BASIC GRAMMAR EXERCISES
- IRREGULAR VERBS
- ENGLISH FILE. THIRD EDITION. ELEMENTARY
- ENGLISH FILE. THIRD EDITION. PRE-INTERMEDIATE
- VOCABULARY CALENDAR
- BABEL CINEMAS
- MULTILINGUAL DICTIONARY
- LEARN A LANGUAGE
- INTERMEDIATE GRAMMAR EXERCISES
- ENGLISH SCHOOL IN MORAGETE
- NEW ENGLISH FILE. PRE-INTERMEDIATE. EXTRA EXERCISES
- NEW ENGLISH FILE. ELEMENTARY. EXTRA EXERCISES.
FAVOURITE WRITERS
- ANA FRANK'S DIARY: Read this extraordinary book written by a young girl. You will be more tolerant!!!
- HARUKI MURAKAMI: This Japanese writer has a very modern view of relationships.
- HENNING MANKELL: Read his novels about Policeman Kurt Wallander. Besides, his social novels are excellent!
- IAN MC. EWAN: I suggest you reading Saturday.
- ISABEL ALLENDE. She is quite good when she writes about her own life
- JONATHAN FRANZEN: Read his novel, Freedom. It's a long story about a Northamerican upper-class family.
- JOSE SARAMAGO: Any novel by this Portuguese superb writer will make you think!
- ORHAN PAMUK: A very interesting Turkish writer whose novels are always really worth reading
- PAOLO GIORDANO: A young Italian writer who has written an impressive first novel entitled La solitudine dei numeri primi
- PAUL AUSTER: Most of his novels are interesting. Read, for instance, Oracle Night or The book of illusions
RECOMMENDED FILMS
Hairdressing
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Un home va al metge i li diu,"doctor,sempre que em toque em fa mal"
EL metge li pregunta,"Que vols dir?"
El home diu,"Quan em toque el muscle, em fa molt de mal.Si em toque el genoll-OUCH! Quan em toque el front,em fa moltissim mal."
El metge diu,"Se el que et passa, tens el dit trencat!"
Albert Saenz Bermell 3EsoD
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