A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"
The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."
The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.
"Ouch!" He says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!"
The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog!"
Welcome back to this page. You will find useful information about exercises, homework, exam dates and reading work here. Besides, there will be some recommended web pages, songs, books and films. Have a great time!
Recommended web pages
- LYRICS TRAINING. COM
- BASIC GRAMMAR EXERCISES
- IRREGULAR VERBS
- ENGLISH FILE. THIRD EDITION. ELEMENTARY
- ENGLISH FILE. THIRD EDITION. PRE-INTERMEDIATE
- VOCABULARY CALENDAR
- BABEL CINEMAS
- MULTILINGUAL DICTIONARY
- LEARN A LANGUAGE
- INTERMEDIATE GRAMMAR EXERCISES
- ENGLISH SCHOOL IN MORAGETE
- NEW ENGLISH FILE. PRE-INTERMEDIATE. EXTRA EXERCISES
- NEW ENGLISH FILE. ELEMENTARY. EXTRA EXERCISES.
FAVOURITE WRITERS
- ANA FRANK'S DIARY: Read this extraordinary book written by a young girl. You will be more tolerant!!!
- HARUKI MURAKAMI: This Japanese writer has a very modern view of relationships.
- HENNING MANKELL: Read his novels about Policeman Kurt Wallander. Besides, his social novels are excellent!
- IAN MC. EWAN: I suggest you reading Saturday.
- ISABEL ALLENDE. She is quite good when she writes about her own life
- JONATHAN FRANZEN: Read his novel, Freedom. It's a long story about a Northamerican upper-class family.
- JOSE SARAMAGO: Any novel by this Portuguese superb writer will make you think!
- ORHAN PAMUK: A very interesting Turkish writer whose novels are always really worth reading
- PAOLO GIORDANO: A young Italian writer who has written an impressive first novel entitled La solitudine dei numeri primi
- PAUL AUSTER: Most of his novels are interesting. Read, for instance, Oracle Night or The book of illusions
RECOMMENDED FILMS
Hairdressing
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un home entra en una tenda veu a un gos bonic i xicotet. Li pregunta al tender:
el seu gos li ha mosegat?
el comerciant diu:no,el meu gos no mosega.
El home trata de acariciar al gos, i el gos el mosega.
Ai!diu: crec que habia dit que el seu gos no mosegava!
el tender respon: eixe no es el meu gos.
esther hidalgo galan 1d
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