A teacher asked a student to write 55.
The student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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FAVOURITE WRITERS
- ANA FRANK'S DIARY: Read this extraordinary book written by a young girl. You will be more tolerant!!!
- HARUKI MURAKAMI: This Japanese writer has a very modern view of relationships.
- HENNING MANKELL: Read his novels about Policeman Kurt Wallander. Besides, his social novels are excellent!
- IAN MC. EWAN: I suggest you reading Saturday.
- ISABEL ALLENDE. She is quite good when she writes about her own life
- JONATHAN FRANZEN: Read his novel, Freedom. It's a long story about a Northamerican upper-class family.
- JOSE SARAMAGO: Any novel by this Portuguese superb writer will make you think!
- ORHAN PAMUK: A very interesting Turkish writer whose novels are always really worth reading
- PAOLO GIORDANO: A young Italian writer who has written an impressive first novel entitled La solitudine dei numeri primi
- PAUL AUSTER: Most of his novels are interesting. Read, for instance, Oracle Night or The book of illusions
RECOMMENDED FILMS
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01/03/2010
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Un profesor pidió a un estudiante escribir 55.
El estudiante preguntó: ¿Cómo? Profesor: ¡Escriba 5 y al lado de ello otro 5!
El estudiante escribió 5 y se paró.
Profesor: ¿Qué espera usted? Estudiante: ¡Yo No sé en qué lado escribir el otro 5!
lisbet. 4ºeso A
Un professor va demanar a un estudiant escriure 55.
L'estudiant va preguntar:Com? Professor:Escriu 5 i al costat de aixo altre 5! L'estudiant va escriure 5 i es va parar.
Professor:Qué espera voste? Estudiant:jo no sè en què costat escriure l'altre 5!
PAU RUIZ I CARLES MARTINEZ. 1 D
Un profesor pidió a un alumno que escriba 55.
El alumno le preguntó ¿Cómo?
Profesor:Escriba 5 y al lado otro 5!
El alumno escribió el 5 y se paró.
Profesor:¿Que está esperando?
Alumno:No se a que lado escribir el otro 5!
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