Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
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Recommended web pages
- LYRICS TRAINING. COM
- BASIC GRAMMAR EXERCISES
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- ENGLISH FILE. THIRD EDITION. ELEMENTARY
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- NEW ENGLISH FILE. PRE-INTERMEDIATE. EXTRA EXERCISES
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FAVOURITE WRITERS
- ANA FRANK'S DIARY: Read this extraordinary book written by a young girl. You will be more tolerant!!!
- HARUKI MURAKAMI: This Japanese writer has a very modern view of relationships.
- HENNING MANKELL: Read his novels about Policeman Kurt Wallander. Besides, his social novels are excellent!
- IAN MC. EWAN: I suggest you reading Saturday.
- ISABEL ALLENDE. She is quite good when she writes about her own life
- JONATHAN FRANZEN: Read his novel, Freedom. It's a long story about a Northamerican upper-class family.
- JOSE SARAMAGO: Any novel by this Portuguese superb writer will make you think!
- ORHAN PAMUK: A very interesting Turkish writer whose novels are always really worth reading
- PAOLO GIORDANO: A young Italian writer who has written an impressive first novel entitled La solitudine dei numeri primi
- PAUL AUSTER: Most of his novels are interesting. Read, for instance, Oracle Night or The book of illusions
RECOMMENDED FILMS
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11/01/2010
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2 comments:
dos chicos discutian cuando el profesor entro a la habitación, el profesor les dice: que por qué discuten?
uno de ellos le responde,qe encontraron un billete de diez dolares, y decidimos darcelo a quien dijera la mentira más grande." ustedes deberían avergonzarse" les dijo el profesor,cuando yo era de vuestra edad no sabia,que era una mentira!
entonces los chicos le dieron diez dolares al profesor!
dos xiquets estaben discutint quan el profesor va entrar a l'habitació.
el profesor va dir: perque discutiu?
un dels xiquets respon: hem encontrat un billet de deu dolars y decidim donar-se'l a qui diguera la mentira mes grosa. vostes deberien avergonyir-se de vostes mateixos les va dir el profesor, quan yo ers de la vostra edat no sabia lo que era una mentida.
aleshores els xiquets decidiren donar-li els deu dolars al profesor
esther hidalgo galan 1D
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